Rhinos, Text Crisis, Fictitious Facts, and beautiful us!

26th November 2009

This week we were graced with the presence of Tim Watkins, star of New Theatres penultimate production ‘Rhinocerous’, which is on from the 2nd-5th December. We squashed the rumour of full frontal nudity, but Tim suggested there may be partial nudity, which is enough for us to express interest!

We continued our ‘Text Crisis’ feature, in which people send in their drunken texts from last night at Rock City, heres some of our favourites:
“Dude I woke up in a pile of chocolate chips, this has to stop happening”- Joe
“Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed my tutor last night. Oh my god. Oh my god.”- Anonymous

Keep up the drunken banter Notts!

Matt had been boasting about his superior knowledge, so I threw a fact or false quiz his way, he tripped up over 2 questions, one of which being that the Yo Yo originated as a weapon.

Finally we looked at the disgraceful website that is beautifulpeople.com, where they rate peoples profiles and kick them out if they’re not beautiful enough. We both signed up and got this email:

Dear Sir,
Unfortunately, your application to BeautifulPeople Network was not successful. The members of BeautifulPeople did not find your profile attractive enough. Please note, only one in five applicants are currently accepted into BeautifulPeople.com.
BeautifulPeople welcomes you to apply again, perhaps with a better photo.

Ouch!