URN – Hot in Notts

31st January 2014

In response to the influx of articles about ‘Hot in Notts’, essentially rating how attractive people are and giving absolute gems of information about them – URN has responded with our very own ‘Hot in Notts’ – see if our presenters really do have faces for radio:

Name: Will Leney

Nickname: Dragon-tongue

Course: BA in Banta (Current grade 2.2)

If you were an animal what would you be: “I’d be a tiger so I could Roar like Katy Perry. I know that’s not funny but it’s the truth”.

Funny Story: “I once got in the wrong bed and made out with my mum”.

Name: Henry Coates

Nickname: The PileDriver

Course: PHD in Astrophysics with Beginners Scottish

If you were an animal what would you be: “A panda because I like black and l like white”.

Funny Story: “I lost a game of tennis to my younger brother and I’ve never stopped crying since”.

Name: Jess Salter

Nickname: Ready Salted

Course: BA in Geographical locations in and around Scunthorpe

If you were an animal what would you be: “A slug so I can ooze over people”.

Funny Story: “I can down a Coconut in thirty seconds”.

Name: Sabrina & Hannah

Nickname: Sabanna

Course: Masters in Food Tech

If you were an animal what would you be: “Giraffes so we can wrap our necks around each other”.

Funny Story: “We went ballroom dancing together and we’ve been joined ever since. It gets very awkward. Very.”

Name: Giles Gear

Nickname: The Fivehead

Course: Mechanical Engineering with Lacrosse

If you were an animal what would you be: “A Walrus that’s had enough of shuffling around and moved to America to pursue a career in professional bowling”.

Funny Story: “I am physically incapable of walking left. I routinely get stuck in corners for a few days or so”.

Name: Sam Boyle

Nickname: The Boiler

Course: The life and times of Mary Berry

If you were an animal what would you be: “Mary Berry – she’s like an animal to me”.

Funny Story: “I once saw Mary Berry in the street and after two years of following her, three restraining orders and a slap from Paul Hollywood – life is good”.

Name: Iona Hampson

Nickname: Pony or The Destroyer of Men

Course: Medieval Torture with Equine Studies

If you were an animal what would you be: “A donkey – I love a good ass”. (This was her genuine ‘joke’, so apologies if you find it lacking in humour and/or wit).

Funny Story: “I cut a man’s whole hand off. It was great”.