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In response to the influx of articles about 'Hot in Notts', essentially rating how attractive people are and giving absolute gems of information about them - URN has responded with our very own 'Hot in Notts' - see if our presenters really do have faces for radio:

Name: Will Leney

Nickname: Dragon-tongue

Course: BA in Banta (Current grade 2.2)

If you were an animal what would you be: “I’d be a tiger so I could Roar like Katy Perry. I know that’s not funny but it’s the truth”.

Funny Story: “I once got in the wrong bed and made out with my mum”.

Will 'Dragon-Tongue' Leney

Name: Henry Coates

Nickname: The PileDriver

Course: PHD in Astrophysics with Beginners Scottish

If you were an animal what would you be: “A panda because I like black and l like white”.

Funny Story: “I lost a game of tennis to my younger brother and I’ve never stopped crying since”.

Henry 'The PileDriver' Coates

Name: Jess Salter

Nickname: Ready Salted

Course: BA in Geographical locations in and around Scunthorpe

If you were an animal what would you be: “A slug so I can ooze over people”.

Funny Story: “I can down a Coconut in thirty seconds”.

Jess 'Ready Salted' Salter

Name: Sabrina & Hannah

Nickname: Sabanna

Course: Masters in Food Tech

If you were an animal what would you be: “Giraffes so we can wrap our necks around each other”.

Funny Story: “We went ballroom dancing together and we’ve been joined ever since. It gets very awkward. Very.”

Sabrina & Hannah 'Sabanna'

Name: Giles Gear

Nickname: The Fivehead

Course: Mechanical Engineering with Lacrosse

If you were an animal what would you be: “A Walrus that’s had enough of shuffling around and moved to America to pursue a career in professional bowling”.

Funny Story: “I am physically incapable of walking left. I routinely get stuck in corners for a few days or so”.

Giles 'Fivehead' Gear

Name: Sam Boyle

Nickname: The Boiler

Course: The life and times of Mary Berry

If you were an animal what would you be: “Mary Berry – she’s like an animal to me”.

Funny Story: “I once saw Mary Berry in the street and after two years of following her, three restraining orders and a slap from Paul Hollywood – life is good”.

Sam 'The Boiler' Boyle

Name: Iona Hampson

Nickname: Pony or The Destroyer of Men

Course: Medieval Torture with Equine Studies

If you were an animal what would you be: “A donkey – I love a good ass”. (This was her genuine ‘joke’, so apologies if you find it lacking in humour and/or wit).

Funny Story: “I cut a man’s whole hand off. It was great”.

Iona 'The Pony & The Destroyer of Men' Hampson